On the Colbert Report

Tonight, Colbert asked Nathan Gunn who would win in a fight between Cio-Cio-San and Carmen.

Dude, Carmen is so winning that fight. I mean, come on! It's not even a question. Cio-Cio-San kills herself because her husband no longer wishes to be with her. Carmen tears out mens' hearts and stomps on them, and then gets killed by one of them. Sure, they both die in the end, but that is what opera is all about.

Points to Colbert for not being an opera idiot.

Also, Nathan Gunn is super hot.